drinking up
the opposite of eating out. when a mans -j-c-l-t–n is slurped up similar to a large big gulp.
“omg, bailey drank up all of my cream soda last night!”
“no,way!?”
“yeah man, she acted like my d-ck was a straw and was drinking up all my c-m!”
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- Fiterbate
to add to your fitbit steps via the act, actual or simulated, of masturbation dude, i have to go fiterbate for those last 200 steps.
- fumpy
:: the state of being very comfortable where you are, and f-ck you, i’m not getting up outta my spot. i was so getting my fumpy on, and did not want to get up to answer the phone. f-cking and grumpy tawny woke up fumpy and tore me a new one
- brown hand grenade
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- Crankin' My Hog
crying and masturbating through the barn door of your boxers. (look up ‘cranking’ and ‘hog’ for reference) “get out mom! i’m crankin’ my hog!”