Drive By Glazing


when you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. you then proceed to bust an enormous “man juice” load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face c-m shot. best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. the next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like h-ll, completing the “drive by glazing”.
bro: yo man, i totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge s-m-n load in her face.

dude: im gonna beat your -ss, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.

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