Mangelagina


the term used for big bulky bis-xual (in denile) named angela, which refers to ‘her’ phage. with sp-cious shoulders, bulky biceps and quirky quadraceps, this beast is one to be feared, generally by horses or males with large p-n-ses for her known sport and manly features. as this exsquisite being roams the suburban area, searching for means of sucking a/all m-ssive horse c-ck, she also tends to look for other means of lesbian scissoring with midde-aged women that workout at the gym! man + angela + v-g-n- = mangelagina!
lucas: “dude, haven’t you heard? mangelagina was seen in this area last night, at around 18:00 hours sharp!”

simon: “yeah, so i’ve heard, isn’t that andrew’s mom? i heard she looks for young boys to suck off! makin’ me all hot!”

travis: “lol! hey lucas!”

lucas: -laughing “lel! i know!”

andrew: “can you guys seriously shut the f-ck up? if this is about my mom again, i swear to gawd!”

travis: -whispers “lucas…. horse c-ck!”

andrew: “that’s it! f-ck you guys!”

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