driveshaft
(v.) to refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.
dude, she totally driveshafted us — it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. we’re right on her way, too.
a band invented by the inventors at abc for the tv show ‘lost’. very successful, main strife at heart caused by two brothers: liam and charlie pace. hit song: (you all) everybody, written by charlie pace, who is stuck on the godforsaken island with a plane full of heroine. but don’t tell claire that. oops, too late…
hey, you catch lost last night? they had charlie’s fb’s! driveshaft forever!
guy masturbating while driving…done intentionally to get caught by other motorists.
ex 1: i was driving down the highway and was being paced by another car. you glance over and find out he was playing with his drive shaft going down the highway.
the shaft that makes a car move, it transfers power from the tranmission to the axle.
a hard part to fix/replace on a vehicle. it usually requires: wrenches, an acetylene torch, a sledge hammer, two mechanics (preferably white trash shade tree machanics), charts & graphs, lunch from a taco truck, and lots of pain killers and bandages for when you hurt/cut/burn yourself while fixing it.
dude 1 on cell phone: f-ck bro i just bent my driveshaft mudding, your gunna have to pick me up.
dude 2 on cell phone: d-mnit our night is shot cause were gunna be be fixing that hooker until dawn.
the shaft that makes a car move, it transfers power from the tranmission to the axle.
a hard part to fix/replace on a vehicle. it usually requires: wrenches, an acetylene torch, a sledge hammer, two mechanics (preferably white trash shade tree machanics), charts & graphs, lunch from a taco truck, and lots of pain killers and bandages for when you hurt/cut/burn yourself while fixing it.
dude 1 on cell phone: f-ck bro i just bent my driveshaft mudding, your gunna have to pick me up.
dude 2 on cell phone: d-mnit our night is shot cause were gunna be be fixing that hooker until dawn.
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