shirmping


is the act of toe sucking. each toe is a shirmp and the act is therefor called shrimping. a toe sucker can be called a shrimper
the drunken frat boy would often perform shirmping on his other drunken frat brothers
(verb): vomiting into a man and/or woman’s -n-s and then eating the frothy mixture after it has been conjealed for at least 45 minutes.
i was totally shirmping that b-tch at the emo show last night! it was so f-cking cheeser dude!

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