driving for two
verb. a phenomenon that occurs when a group of friends are on a roadtrip with two or more cars, but only one driver knows how to reach the destination. said driver then has the obligation to drive in a way that his or her followers can keep up. maneuvers involved include, but are not limited to:
-reduced speed
-engaging the blinkers
-occasionally stopping in the shoulder
friend: dude that guy has had his blinkers on for a good mile and a half now, why doesn’t he just take the shoulder?
me: he must be driving for two…
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