Driving Sock
when a male takes the sock from a golf club, the driver, and put it down your pants while you drive your car so it appears that you have an enlarged p-n-s.
random girl: wow! that guy has a huge d-ck!
random guy: nope, just a big driver.
or
driver: i feel like more of a man with my driving sock because i look like more of a man.
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