dronk
meaning drunk, inebriated, intoxicated in the afrikaans language which is widely spoken in south africa. the term is used by both english and afrikaans speakers.
he was very dronk after drinking lots of beer.
an inebriated attempt at the word drunk on a qwerty-style personal mobile device like a blackberry. the k is capitalized because when you hold down a letter on a blackberry, it becomes upper-case. accidental capitalization is super-easy to do when you’re wasted.
text messages:
-hey wat r u doing tonite?
-i’ve been at study hall for a few hours, and i’m dronk
-this meetings gonna get out real late, but ill join u after it
-man, why did i have those shots of tequila????v
verb (dronking-dronka)
when you, by means of extrapolating your p-n-s from your trousers, slap the person (either asleep or not asleep) across the cheek with it.
this is done to show your authority and to exercise the right to show the length of your member
“oh my gosh, i just got dronked in the face… that’s b-tters!”
the act of spilling one’s drink upon a surface and then preceding to lick the spilled liquid from said surface
dave: -spills his drink- “oh how clumsy of me”
zarah: “well.. are you gonna dronk that or what!?”
the type of beverage that is consumed following a miserable software release. also, the way you feel after a miserable software release.
man that was a miserable release, let bust out of hear early and go get some dronks!
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