drummer


a drummer is someone who gets a lot of stereotypes. people -ssume that drummers are dumb people with no musical talent. when in reality, drums are the backbone of most music. drummers keep time and keep the beat going. drummers also do have a lot of musical talent. it takes a lot of coordination to be a good drummer. they also have to be able to feel the music. and yes i am a drummer :-p
dumb-ss: haha you’re just a stupid drummer with no talent.
drummer: oh yeah you try playing the drums
dumb-ss: ahh cr-p i can’t do it. well you’re still dumb.
drummer: which is why you’re failing more cl-sses than me right?
rarest member in a band, the most important person to a guitarist, used to hide mistakes of guitarist
a:dude we just ran over someone maybe we should turn back
b:that guy deserved the darwin award for stepping in our way, keep on driving
a:dude we forgot the drummer!!!!
b:what the shizniz?!?!!? you idiot, turn the bus around now!!!!
comes from the musical instument (drums) played by the member of a band, usually sits at the back of the stage. without this godlike creature there would be no rythem to the music and havoc would incurr.

plays with the precise action that only a master craftsman can obtain. thats right, with sticks. only people with the right personality combination can become a drummer. that person blessed will also probably have to owm some sort of ‘kit’ to play with. and although guitarists are cool, there’re one-hundred a penny. sadly.
dom howard is drummer. he’s lovely.
a drummer is a person who belongs in a band, and along with the b-ssist, tends to be unappreciated. as the prime majority of the “band curse” the drummer is ususally the first member of a band to leave or be kicked out. usually responsible for keeping beat and band in line. without a drummer, the band is lost.
guitarist: i’m so cool ive got straigt f’s and i don’t know how to read my music, but i’m the best known and the richest.
singer: i’m not so cool i can read music but dont play and insturment, i am pretyer than the guitarist.
b-ssist: no one knows my name but me and the drummer are best freinds and the band depends on us to keep them on the right line.
drummer: me and the b-ssist pay the bills, find the gigs, and are never given any credit for being in the band.
someone who plays drums well. they are as essential to rock music as guitarists if not more. drummers, along with b-ss players, rarely get as much attention as singers and lead guitar players.
mike portnoy is an amazing drummer.
the coolest kind of peole on the face of the earth!
“im a drummer” –all bow down to ultra asomely coolness–
although we drummers are the best. there are some disadvantages:(1) hauling equipment sucks. we have the set, cymbals, hardwere, pedals, mikes and a bunch of other stuff. (2) we cannot move around on stage. (3) sticks are to drums as strings are to b-ss and guitar. only these things break alot easier.
but other then that. we rule.
drummers can read music.

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