drungly
an ugly, obnoxious chick that attends a house party in an attempt to give head to the one guy that is drunk enough to let her touch his schl-ng. when she and her friends arrive, everybody asks the host why she was invited. real men rarely touch drunglies, but it happens.
man 1: “dude, who invited the drungly!”
man 2: “i don’t know, but somebody should tell john to put down that beer before he makes a mistake.”
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