Drunken Master
an actual martial arts style that requires just the right amount of alcohol to work. since alcohol numbs the nerves, it makes the martial artist feel less pain while opening up a can of whup-ss.
a kick-ss movie made by jackie chan. the fighting moves were later incorporated into a tekken fighting game character named lei wu long who, coincidentally, looks just like jackie chan.
a bunch of villains getting the sh-t beat out of them by a drunk guy. now that’s f-cking hilarious. drunken master rules!
when tracy tries to go for a couple of drinks after work and then go to kickboxing cl-ss. thats when she falls on her -ss because she’s sh-tfaced.
tracey, your still going to kickboxing after having 2 martini’s. what do you think you are a drunken master.
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