Dry David


a dry david is basically the exact opposite of a wet w-lly. it is were you stick your finger in a victim’s ear and stwist it around violently. but your finger is not wet so it hurts.
last night i gave my teacher a dry david.
a dry david is the opposite of a wet w-lly. it is when you stick your dry finger and insert it into someone’s ear and twist.
zack just gave marco a dry david.

Read Also:

  • dry flirting

    – flirting with someone but not trying to show it. – calm flirting – the cool way to flirt without being too s-xual or making yourself seem like a h-rny d-ck. -flirting without making it seem like you just wanna f-ck girl: i am the best thing guy: i really do believe you girl: dont […]

  • ds9

    shorthand version for the star trek tv series “deep sp-ce nine”. also sometimes termed as “dsn”, “deep sp-ce 9”, “st:ds9”. 3 letter terminology is consistant with other shorthand references to other star trek tv series. ie. tos, tng, ds9, voy, ent i watch ds9 because unlike tng, individuals don’t always get along with other characters […]

  • duck joke

    a joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. might. hank the cowdog: i’ve got a duck joke. what’s the difference between a duck? schnauzer: a duck and what? cowdog: just a duck that’s all. schnauzer: i don’t get it. what is it? cowdog: one leg’s the same.

  • Duck Oven

    the effect created when farting inside hip waders, which are commonly used during duck hunting. a takeoff of the phrase dutch oven (to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head), the duck oven is contained inside waterproof waders, slowly releasing itself to almost no one but the wearer. […]

  • duck rug

    redneck beard. you will see bigots such as phil robertson with one. did you see that dumb-ss with the duck rug over there? he just pulled out a chicken bone out of it!


Disclaimer: Dry David definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.