dtd


dtd stands for down-to-date, and is essentially the opposite of women who are down-to-f-ck. with women who are down to f-ck, very direct moves usually work without any resistance, and controversial statements and claims made by men are usually accepted by the woman who is eager to get stabbed up by the meat spear. most men make the mistake of -ssuming their skills are top notch with women for succeeding with low resistance dtf girls, then suddenly fail with all of the dtd women. with women who are down-to-date, they are looking for an emotional connection first and foremost, rather than just a s-xual one. in almost all cases, the best strategy is moving slowly and allowing a woman to fall in love with a man between the first and second dates or between the second and third dates in her own mind.
guy 1: dude, i told that girl on the date last night about my previous relationships and she got all weirded out. what the f-ck man?
guy 2: you’ve got it all wrong. she was dtd! do not bring up relationships because she doesn’t want to be compared to other women and she didn’t want to imagine you being with other broads. if she was dtf she might be impressed by your s-xual experience and prowess, but keep the topics light and fun with dtd damsels.
down team is down. this itself is an abbreviation of the phrase “a team that will go down, will go down.” originated from an infamous quote made by a korean baseball manager.
the boston red sox and the new york mets are prime examples of dtd in baseball.

oh look, the red sox are dtding again.
down to drink
i was dtd last night but no one wanted to join me.

everyone was dtd so we went to the store and bought some booze.
an acronym meaning “d-cked to death”
dying due to being d-cked down (having s-x)

code word for a sl-t, wh-r-, etc.
girl- “im gonna die of peter”
boy- “shes gonna be d-cked to death”

a sl-tty girl walks by..
boy- “caution: dtd!”
dtd stands for ‘down the drain’ and is the antonym of ftw.
person 1: people at uni suck
person 2: i agree man, uni peeps dtd
a deepthroat disaster – the act of a male/female performing the s-xual act of a bl-wj-b (sucking a male’s p-n-s) and it going horribly wrong
first founded by a number of students in norfolk

such as:

the male or female choking on the c-ck and throwing up
causing bleeding of the throat due to thrusting to hard
p-ssing out due to lack of oxygen

first founded by a number of students in norfolk
daniel denney: oh my god are you alright now, last night you had such a dt d.

lewis hooley: yeah i guess, but my throat is killing me, hopefully no more dt d’s will happen anytime soon i threw up everywhere !
digitally transmitted disease. the after effect of removing a file or program that leaves its lingering presence in your hard-drive and registry keys.
i uninstalled divix but d-mn, it left me with a dtd.

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