DTFL
dying the f-ck laughing
(dmv lingo)
friend 1: i told him what happened today at school and he was dtfl!
friend 2: wtf is dtfl???
friend 1: bro! it means dying the f-ck laughing!
friend 2: that makes no sense.
friend 1: that’s the dmv lingo for you like sh-t.
3 more definitions
down to f-ck legally, an extension of dtf.
on her 18th birthday bella was finally dtfl.
dirty thing for life.
when you aren’t sure what it is, no need to get specific with dgfl or dbfl…
call it what it is: dtfl
person 1: “did you hear what she did?”
person2: “yeah… talk about a dgfl.”
person 3: “heck no. that chick is straight up dtfl. no dgfl would be caught dead in that cr-p.”
down to f-cking lift
me: izzo you going to the gym today?
izzo: h-ll yeah you know im always dtfl!
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