spald
verb
to scold with an extreme force. to punish with extreme power.
a mild spalding is equil to a severe whipping.
a royal spalding is the most severe of spaldings and has never actually occured.
hey todd, i heard jessica cheated on you with manny! you sould go put a mild spalding on his -ss.
2 more definitions
1) a strange, bald short man, who just doesn’t care, lives in his own little world and isn’t very bright.
2) a really weird face, where the person looks like an idiot, and like they just don’t care, and they make a noise similar to ‘myaaaah.’
1) karl pilkington is very spald.
2) whoah, you just pulled a very spald face.
noun.
to have a completely bald genital region.
dude i railed this chick last night and she was spald. it was like doing an 11-year old.
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