Duck Arse
8 out 10 proctologists agree that a duck -rs- is commonly -ssociated with woman and are usually larger than a booty but smaller than a toyota echo. symptoms include an abnormaly upright strutting woman with a large bulbus -ss pertruding from spandex or stretched jogging pants.
yo that chick heading out for a dip is going to displace some serious h2o with that duck -rs-, ya heard!
when somebodies lips are too wet when sharing a cigarette, so the b-tt of it becomes damp
also applies when smoking more taboo substances
who duck -rs-d it? if i wanted spit in my mouth i’d have kissed you instead
darren duck -rs-d again, i’m not going halves with him again
derogatory term used for a man who has wronged a woman in any way. usually towards ones husband…
i made myself a plate of dinner and when i came back he had eaten it… he is such a duck -rs-!!!
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