dude by default
a general rule applied to any androgynous person or character. often used in relation to emasculate emos and goths. the rule states that if one cannot determine the individual’s gender within 5 seconds, the person in question is automatically a man, or dude.
i always thought justin bieber was actually a chick, but then i applied the dude by default rule.
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