Dumb Jock
a jock who is really dumb,unattractive,and simple. yet is very popular with everyone just because of their athletic ability.
guy:”what is so great about ben? he acts stupid, isnt that good looking, and isn’t very nice.”
other guy:”thats because he’s a jock. the guys want to be him, and the girls want to date him.”
other guy: “and he’s the quarterback of the football team.”
guy:” i wish i was a dumb jock.”
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