a guy named michael who acts like he knows everything and does stupid sh-t.
michael: how do you spell “s-xist”
me: you’re dumber than a rock
an animal that will be taken to the vet for an appointment i’m going to nootered my dog.
- trouble pussy
when the p-ssy so good, that when you stick it in you just go “oh f-ck.” don’t even try making it last cause you only gonna get four pumps in it. “i went to that party last night. i found out linda has trouble p-ssy. i lasted a whole 30 seconds it was so bomb.”
- bowel towels
toilet paper. grab me a few pages of the new york times, please. we’re out of bowel towels again. noun; after taking a sh-t and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet. “after michael dropped a deuce, his next […]
1). some aussie guy who live-streams the making of his dinner and who gets wasted on alcohol, while live-streaming. 2). the twitch version of dio. people watch holydivertv on twitch.tv for entertainment
- mexican gunfight
the mexican gunfight is a shot-gl-ss c-cktail loaded with equal parts 291 colorado whiskey and casamigos mezcal alternative use: if you make with subpar whiskey and/or subpar mezcal it’s called: a mexican hooker gun fight, a mexican shank fight, a rusty shank fight — either way, you lose! “i heard no one wins a mexican […]