trying your hardest to be or appear dumb, whether intentionally or unintentionally.
liam: i hear someone said they has an iq of 175 from an internet iq test.
josh: he’s so dumbitious.
when a canadian wants their c-cktail – not stirred… they want it shooken!! “shooken, not stirred” could be a great alternative to the catchphrase of ian fleming’s fictional british secret service agent james bond, and his preference for how he wished his martini prepared. something thats been shook up already. nice going jerk, you dropped […]
- guy syndrome
typical of the male human condition, concern that one’s p-n-s is insufficient in length and/or girth and/or shape and/or form and/or smell to be appealing to potential s-xual partners when exposed. manifests as hiding one’s p-n-s with elaborate hand gestures whilst using a urinal, populating one’s pants with socks and other padding, excessive engagement in […]
- shoot some stick
this is an american 70s term meaning to go and play snooker or pool “hey man we lookin’ to shoot some stick, you gunna let us in?” “sh-t yeah! come on in brothers!”
replaced by one syllable words starting with the letter g. make sure to yell it out and pr-nounce the “a” very clearly so everybody knows what you mean. originated from the word george but later involved into gwage by some idiot kid in the car who thought gawge was gwwaaaaaaage. instead of lets go its […]
to go into a store or shop and discreetly steal items which are for sale without getting caught. these items can range anywhere in size from a basketball to a dixie cup. useless items you don’t really need are sometimes taken because many people do it for the rush as opposed to needing the stolen […]