dunzee
in golf, even rarer than a hole in one, is a dunzee. this is when a ball is sent from tee to the cup, without ever touching a blade of gr-ss. the number of shots required to get to the cup does not matter. an eagle, birdie or a bogey can all be dunzees, as the only requirement is the ball can not touch gr-ss.
the ball must thus land in the cup, on the fly, either from the tee or a sand trap, or another surface that is not gr-ss, such as pine needles or clay. if this is the case, the player may claim to have earned a “dunzee” which is among the rarest accomplishments in golf.
a dunzee holds no significance other than to mark an exceptionally bizarre occurrence.
the origin of the “dunzee” is believed to be the first doc-mented account of the feat during a tournament in pittsburgh, pa in the early 1980s. the late, donald dunzee wolff, jr., a local golf icon, managed to win a tournament while hitting his tee shot into a fairway bunker, his second shot into a greenside bunker, and his third shot into the cup, on the fly. it earned him a birdie, but the means by which he did it was quickly dubbed a “dunzee.”
he had effectively hit his ball over 435 yards, into a cup, without ever touching a blade of gr-ss.
the dunzee is so rare it is almost never seen in tournament play, especially among professionals, for obvious reasons – they are intent of the ball landing in the gr-ss. and even if their ball did land in a bunker, the thought of hitting the cup on the fly is technically a bad shot, though a lucky one. it almost never happens, but when it does, it is referred to as a “dunzee.”
a golfer tees up his ball and drives it into a bunker. on his/her second shot, the ball lands in another bunker. on their third shot, the ball lands directly in the cup, never touching blade of gr-ss. the golfer has earned a “dunzee.”
when you partic-p-te in activity only to realize it’s h-lla gay and leave.
d-mn, this party sucks, i’m dunzees
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