durki
it’s when a girl named kristin gobbles on your d-ck like a turkey.
bf: hey baby what’s the plan tonight?
kristin: idk, want me to slob on your kn-b?
bf: hmm sounds nice but i’d rather have a durki!
kristin: durki? is that when i put my arms behind my back, gobble like a turkey and bob up and down on your d-ck?
bf: you’ve got it!!! now gobble gobble!!!
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