durnt


to steal anything of value or absurd randomness. to take a virginity. to shave off and eyebrow or piece of hair while someone is drunk and unaware. should be used right after penetration is obtained to insure that the b-tch understands why she is there. to take more than thirty percent of a hand held food item. to take your friends snap without telling him about it. to drift a car using purely your e-brake. to f-ck over anyone around you. to cut in line at an amus-m-nt park. to trip a rollerblader for due to his poor choice of a sport. to hook up with a b-tch for the sole purpose of nutting. should be used in situations where people other than you and your friends do not understand the word. to jack young dumb sl-ts valued items. respected by ancient egyptian scholars for its versatility and simplicity. it is the only word that need not be translated into other languages to be understood by all gentleman.
dean: hey bro, im going to pack george a fat snap for backing me up with the cops yesterday.
kevin: (lying) nah man, george doesn’t even blaze, that beezy is on on probation.
dean: well in that case, would you like a snap kevin?
kevin: (bong bubbling and is cleared, kevin coughs, regains his breath) durnt!

separate situation:

steve: can you believe how many garden nomes we just durnted from that b-tches house connor?
connor: haha, i even durnted a bj from her kid sister
not to be burnt.
my toast is durnt!
1. the formal version of “dur”

2. saved in the mist of “durring”
wife: does this make me look fat?
husband: actually…
wife: …
husband: oh! it looks great!
wife: nice save, durnt.
to describe a durnt situation.
you spilled my coffee on my pants, durntttt!
describing a sound made by a b-ss guitar. also nickname of greenday’s b-ssist.
“durrrrnnnnttt… durnt-durnt..”
(verb)- the process of stealing or claiming one will receive a bl-w j-b. caution, this word must be said in a loud tone with your eyes widened, in order to get laughter from your friends. if this word is being used in the form of a bl-w j-b, one must do the tasks featured in the last sentence and must get his hand and gesture it in the form of receiving a bl-w j-b. friends are generally more attracted to the bl-w j-b form of the word for laughter. stoners say this word the best.
ex.(stealing): “yo john, are you going to durnt some food in the cafeteria during lunch with me?” ex. (bl-w j-b) “dude tonight is going to be the sickest party of our lives, and we are all geting durnt from b-tches!!!” do not forget to do the steps mentioned above for bl-w j-bs.
a word describing ones privates.
male: i have red dots on my durnt.
female: i have red dots on my durnt.

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