Dutch Mule


when straddling someone’s back while they are asleep, facing the opposite direction. the -ssailant then pulls the sleeping person’s pants down, puts a finger in their -ss, and hangs on for the ride as the unsuspecting victim tries to throw them off.
everyone that shares a room with jason gets a dutch mule sooner or later.

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