dutch oven pizza
a t-rd that is made while you sleep
and you lie down on it
thus making it flat
like a pizza
(caution: may contain toppings)
oh dude!
i made the biggest dutch oven pizza last night!!
it even had toppings!!
the product of a dutch oven
may contain toppings
“hey roommate.want a dutch oven pizza, roommate? it has some toppings on it.”
-fart-
“ew, that smells like your mom.”
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