Dutch Rudder
having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own p-n-s.
snackcake gave tonkin a dutch rudder, because they are two freaky people who like to try new things.
to grab your schwanz and have some tool grab your forearm and move it up and down, like he’s steering the d-ck boat into -rg-sm harbor
snackcake gives the worst dutch rudders ever. it’s like a mentally r-t-rded chinese monkey trying to play the banjo.
when a man m-st-rb-t-s, and another person grabs his arm and makes him do the motion. it’s sort of like a cross between masturbation and a handjob. he is still holding on, but the other person is still moving your arm.
she gave him a dutch rudder last night.
noun – halfway between masturbation and a handjob. i.e. when a man has his own hand on his p-n-s but someone else is controlling the motion.
spinaltapp gave me the ole’ dutch rudder one summer up on brokeback.
when you have someone grab your arm and jack you off with your hand, instead of being gay.
bill: oh my god joe you give the best dutch rudders.
a dutch rudder is when you put your hand on your d-ck and have someone else work your arm
dude 1: my girl just gave me a dutch rudder behind the school
dude 2: oh,the one where someone jerks you off with your hand ?
when you grab another persons arm and jerk them off for them
i dutch ruddered sally last night
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