dutch teapot
when you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.
i was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and i got a dutch teapot so bad i thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.
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