---

DVSMessiah

---

Read Also:

• glib

  showing little thought; marked by a lack of intellectual depth. matt. matt, matt, you don’t even — you’re glib. you don’t even know what ritalin is. what tom cruise called matt lauer when he was clearly off his meds during the whole tomkat thing. matt…matt… you’re glib. gifted with the ability to speak articulately and […]

• mon petit poulet

  term of endearment. literally means “my little chicken.” generally used by a girl when addressing her boyfriend in public. an american in paris: girl: “oh! it’s my little wittle chicken chickchickee. i wub you! yes i do! isn’t he so cute? (to the waiter) un coq au vin pour mon pet-t poulet, s’il vous plait!” […]

• stoplight stagger

  that way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn’t lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs. i was sure to do the stoplight stagger so that guy next to me wouldn’t hear me singing along with justin bieber.

• holy shit

  1.g-d’s p–p 2.an expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising 1.if g-d ever took a dump, i guess it would be holy 2.”holy sh-t! those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. you know more about them than me.” 1) an exclamation, usually one of amazement 2) feces that are considered to be either worthy of […]

• flamebait

  an email, usually to a message board, written with intent to offend\anger\enrage other persons, so that they will send a flaming email in reply. i think you guys are stupid for coming to this messageboard devoted to such a waste of sp-ce as insert celebrity here 1) flame bait is a message posted to a […]

---