Dyson Hoover


a s-xual move involving a human mouth and an erect p-n-s. a “dyson hoover” is the king of all bl-wj-bs, it occurs when a p-n-s is latched onto by a mouth, forming a vacuum with his/her mouth around the p-n-s and simultaneously makes a humming noise similar to that of a dyson hoover. this is where the name derives from. the sound resembles the noise made by a dyson hoover when a large object has been sucked up the channel and gets lodged. the humming must be stay constant throught the bl-wj-b until -j-c-l-t–n occurs.
awhh here sl-t give us a dyson will ya??

my god meg really mastered the dyson technique after our suspended s-x show with 16 midgets!
while in a room with some girls just suprise them by asking for a dyson hoover! this chat up never fails!
i dare you to do a dyson hoover on me, when playing truth or dare is a favourite of mine to ask, freshers to the term!

got a savage dyson hoover lastnight!!!

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