E-Bayoneted
to suffer a unfortunate turn of events on the online trading community ‘e-bay’. often involves bidding for items one does not really want, being caught up in bidding wars and being tricked into bidding for faulty or false items.
when the lifesize cardboard cutout of george clooney which i purchased for $100 arrived in the mail, it became apparent that i had been e-bayoneted.
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