E-VD


scientific name for ebola.
ebola viral disease
you must have evd, run! run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
e-vd is an electronic venereal disease that is p-ssed from one computer to another by various means. e-vd is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an e-vd, such as e-herpes for which there is no cure. e-vd can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.
my emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted e-vd, specifically a strain of e-herpes simplex type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of dvd drive, for which their no known cure.
a venereal disease contracted through the interweb; generally from masturbating to dirty p-rn or reaching e-base 4 with a dirty e-date.
oh h-ll, i think i got an e-vd from that wh-r-‘s webcam!
explosive v-g-n-l discharge, like explosive diarrhea, but pertaining to v-g-n-l discharge – you get the picture
the toilet was destroyed due to her severe case of evd
e-vd is an electronic venereal disease that is p-ssed from one computer to another by various means. e-vd is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an e-vd, such as e-herpes for which there is no cure. e-vd can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.
my emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted e-vd, specifically a strain of e-herpes simplex type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of dvd drive, for which their no known cure.
explosive v-g-n- disorder some sh-t you really don’t want to stick your d-ck in.
yo that b-tch had evd cuz she totally blew his d-ck off.
electronic view finder. is the term used to describe cameras that look like slr’s in terms of size, weight, and price, but functions like a point-and-shoot. usually wouldn’t be worth the price, because there’s no point in paying a lot for a heavy, look-alike camera when you can pay less for a smaller camera and achieve the same quality image. usually called a “wanna- be slr”.
guy 1: so i went to best buy and the guy that worked there told me that this is a professional slr camera, so i paid 800 bucks for it.
guy 2: uh, that’s an evd. priced like an slr, functions like a 300 dollar camera.

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