E-whipped
adj.
when a guy is so whipped by his girlfriend that she controls all the stuff on his online profiles
i.e. mysp-ce, facebook, friendster
guy 1: “what happened to the music on your profile”
guy 2: ” uh, carol hates that song, so i….”
guy 1: “dude, you are so e-whipped”
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