Eagleism


a political ideology. the primary belief is that all forms of government are to be ruled by the almighty eagle. humans are simply inferior to the unlimited power of the eagle.
h-llo, i am anthoni, and i belong to the eagleism party. vote for me for prime awesome-ruler of this world, which is currently under the authority of j-zz-slurping humans.

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