eards


(adj)

an eard is a standard person, consumes supping tackle, tea, ale, b-tter

has various mental and physical defects, mainly mental due to the years of supping abuse

eards are often discovered in tarn in places such as bookies, supping oyles, tea cafe, coffee shop, b-tter sarni shops, parnd land, mad mix, rileys, court house, bus station, asda, turkey circle, jack fultons, iceland, quallity save, job centre, chennels

eards have the ability to extract any such given items, council pop, tea bath, ciggies, smowks, rollies, thi shoes, your dignity your soul your livelyhood your wife your kids and any -ssets worth 10 bob, c-ck
eyup mukka ars tha doin kid tha oreyt to knock us a ciggy up c-ck and as tha gora leet for it

as tha got fotty pency for bus c-ck

we off for a sup c-ck

a sis thi darn ale shop old c-ck

mi fath wukked darn pit, n his fatha wukked darn pit so al always wuk darn pit

thick int arm strong int eard
excessive hair on the outside of the eards forming miniature beards or ‘eards’
did you see the eards on that old guy in the shop? crazy
ear hair that hangs out.
not just hairy dudes have eards.
also,

q: why won’t these earbuds stay in my ears?

a: maybe it’s your eard.

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