Couch Fisting
couch fisting (also known as crack digging) is the action of jamming your fist into the cracks of your sofa and finding stuff…
hey man, today i was couch fisting and found a lip balm along with my ipod, pillow pants, my cellphone, 23 bucks, belladonna’s magic hand, a clown nose, some doritos, chopsticks, the lindbergh baby, a wig, my toothbrush, a kitten, some lazagna, the bible, a moustache, a spoon, some underwear, dentures, my car keys and some nutella…i think…
Read Also:
- Couch Looting
(v) the act of searching underneath the cushions of one’s couch to find spare change. dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.
- Could
a person with whom you ‘could’ have s-x but don’t want to. i.e it is physically possible. one stage lower than a ‘would’, two stages lower than a ‘good’ but one higher than a ‘dud’. john – “what is the good, would, could, dud status of your new cl-ss mate? dave – “2 goods, 4 […]
- warding
warding is a commonly well-known ability in a popular computer game in which a supportive hero sets wards over the map in order to gain vision in that area.also known as the ability to ward. jeff:man you’re so low skilled,i really recommend reading a detailed guide on warding in compet-tive play (aka clan wars). matt:you […]
- eBoink
pr-nunciation: \ee-boink\ function: transitive verb 1. the act or art of boinking, copulating, having s-xual relations with, or otherwise f-cking through the use of the world wide web. brian: did you chat with bibs69 online last night? john: yeah, i eboinked that b-tch.
- Flaming Vine
a flaming vine occurs when a male -j-c-l-t-s or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the flaming vine. on some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embar-ssing medical attention. and, in 1945, […]