earth pig
1> a term used to describe an obese and dirty woman who intentionally gets in the way. often, earth pigs in this context are a little crazy and get in your way because they’ve decided that a particular public location is now their personal stomping grounds and you’re invading that territory.
2> earth pig can also refer to the “fat friend” in a group of girls at a bar who is determined to make sure none of the girls get drunk and go off with a guy.”
3> earth pig can also refer to the fat lady at the office who does nothing, but still doesn’t get fired for some reason.
guy one: “did you take the picture?”
guy two: “no, some earth pig wouldn’t move her fat -ss out of the way.”
guy one: “you’ve been talking to that chick all night. you gonna take her home?”
guy two: “no, that earth pig friend of hers has been c-ck-blocking me all night.”
guy one: “did jennifer get that report to you, yet?”
guy two: “no, she never does anything but play solitaire! why doesn’t mr. jenkins just fire her?”
guy one: “because he’s been banging that earth pig for the last six months and if he fires her, she’ll tell his wife about it!”
1> a term used to describe an obese and dirty woman who intentionally gets in the way. often, earth pigs in this context are a little crazy and get in your way because they’ve decided that a particular public location is now their personal stomping grounds and you’re invading that territory.
2> earth pig can also refer to the “fat friend” in a group of girls at a bar who is determined to make sure none of the girls get drunk and go off with a guy.”
3> earth pig can also refer to the fat lady at the office who does nothing, but still doesn’t get fired for some reason.
guy one: “did you take the picture?”
guy two: “no, some earth pig wouldn’t move her fat -ss out of the way.”
guy one: “you’ve been talking to that chick all night. you gonna take her home?”
guy two: “no, that earth pig friend of hers has been c-ck-blocking me all night.”
guy one: “did jennifer get that report to you, yet?”
guy two: “no, she never does anything but play solitaire! why doesn’t mr. jenkins just fire her?”
guy one: “because he’s been banging that earth pig for the last six months and if he fires her, she’ll tell his wife about it!”
a game played by a group of men at a bar. the winner is the man who successfully beds the largest, most unattractive woman there. in advanced circles the game is organized like a league, with points and standings.
man 1: “you guys want to play earthpig tonight? i’ll buy for the winner.”
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