earthbread
noun
1. excrement
2. synonym for feces: p–p, sh-t, hoobastank, t-rd
originated in boston’s metro north region in 2014, this term originated from middle earth: shadow of mordor, wherein the player may encounter a root vegetable known as an “earthbread” on the ground during gameplay. the earthbread herb resembles a t-rd of sh-t, which is how the term began to be used synonymously with human excrement, particularly the ideal “log” shape. (diarrhea, therefore, is not “earthbread” as it does not hold shape.)
when someone prepares to make a bowel movement, they are said to be “opening the bakery for business”, and the act of defecation is called “baking an earthbread”.
“oh god, i ate so much turkey dinner, i have to bake an earthbread.”
“my body is so regular, i bake earthbread three times a day!”
“who the h-ll left that earthbread in the toilet and didn’t flush??”
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