East Bumfuck


my daughter lives in east b-mf-ck , ny. population, 27.

directions: drive a couple of hours into the middle of no where. when you get to that point, it’s only a few more hours away!
does anyone know the area code of east b-mf-ck? do they have phones, power, cable…?
being located very far away from anything.
holy sh-t we are way out in east b-m f-ck.
1) a location of unknown origin where the worst possible sh-t is likelly to happen.

2) the worst place in the history of ever.
some f-gstack stole my car! by now it’s in east b-mf-ck!
parking too d-mn far away from where you need to be
new durham, new hampshire
you p-ss farmington and realize that your in east b-m f-ck.
a place you didn’t intentionally wind up at, much to your, or other people’s dismay.
oh sh-t, man…… you got us friggin’ lost way out here in east b-mf-ck!!! i don’t even have a clue what planet we’re on here!!!
the worst place on earth, where they eat pickled pig feet, and burn sofas.
dude, where the f-ck do you live? east b-mf-ck?

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