Eastpointe
a small suburb of detroit, michigan, and quite possibly the most uninteresting city in the midwest. the only thing to do on any given night is to go to national coney island which is actually in roseville, michigan.
eastpointe sits just north of detroit, yet detroit is starting to head north across 8 mile and thus making eastpointe more ghetto.
because of said fact, property values are dropping and the streets are less safe at night.
the only entertainment value in the city is to buy beer and throw a beer pong tournament, or sit in your buddy’s garage and smoke hookah.
basically, if you’re not hungry, there is nothing to do in eastpointe.
a) hey! what do you want to do tonight?!
b) let’s go get coney!
a) but i’m not hungry. there’s nothing to do but get food in eastpointe.
b) alright, lets go to club matteo and smoke hookah and drink beer.
a) chea! we finna go now!
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