eat24
what one says when entering a food preparation establishment to retrieve a “to go” meal in order to leave as quickly as possible without additional conversation.
eating establishment waitstaff : good evening sir/madam, how may i help you today?
patron: eat24
eating establishment waitstaff: ah yes, you had the eat24 order, in this parcel you will find the meal that you ordered through your cellular phone device. is there anything else i may help you with?
patron: takes parcel and exits abruptly.
to sit in seclusion for 24 hours with the only outside contact being the food delivery man/woman in an effort to place full focus on the food, akin to a monk becoming a hermit.
visions of burritos danced in my head as i reached full focus during my eat24.
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