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  hockey slang for when a player can’t score in a shoot out “i get the feeling i’m gonna get good at eating lemons this season.” -“what’s your record so far?” “2 for 14….” -“yupp, enjoy those lemons!”

• Khristopher

  handsome, beautiful and amazing. best looking guy in the world and can do no wrong. -oh, you just pulled a khristopher. -josh you are just like khristopher. -christopher, you are khristopher. christopher spelled with “k”. parents named son christopher, but drunk nurse writes “khristopher”. a guy who likes big gay musicals and goes nye nye […]

• Pre - Slam Jam

  the miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed “get laid.” this results in exceeding excitation causing one’s p-n-s or cl-toris to become engorged. the pre – slam jam can be performed to one’s favourite or h-rn–st song. this dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the charleston), performed in hopes of […]

• khurram

  state of frantic chaos. one may be kicking aimlessly and or at random when in a state of khurram. dude, when i tried giving him a wedgie he went totally khurram on me. to explode at both ends at once- to vomit and sh-t oneself at the same time- to full effect must be dressed […]

• cauliflower cock

  a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or hpv. warty d-ck is a synonym. the term “cauliflower” comes from b-mpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area. gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled s-x romp that made charlie sheen look like a cub […]

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