ebay bedroom warrior
a person who sells items on ebay or by other means over the internet operating from their bedroom.
this persons online selling appearance is normally that of a larger company or someone operating from larger premises.
person 1 “you fancy coming out for a few drinks tonight?”
person 2 “sorry i can’t i have to pack up a load of parcels for stuff i sold online from my bedroom”
person 1 “you are such an ebay bedroom warrior”
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