Ebay Express
a mysterious black hole in cybersp-ce, which swallows up development dollars and causes sales to vanish into nothingness.
hits to its url are said by experts to be rarer than bigfoot sightings.
i opted into ebay express six months ago and haven’t sold a freaking thing since.
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