eCock-block
when the new p-rn you’re downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.
it was just about beat time when my sh-tty service provider totally ec-ck-blocked my jenna haze download.
1. when you are about to watch p-rn, and right as the video loads, you get an instant message (aim, msn, yahoo, etc) that blocks the video.
2. the same instance of getting an im, but right as you start to -rg-sm from masturbating while watching p-rn.
oh my god, i was watching some great lesbian p-rn when i got e-c-ckblocked by my friend!
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