Edward Handle Hands

a variation of the game “edward 40 hands” where partic-p-nts use handles of vodka in place 40s the object of the game is to drink your 2 handles without succ-mbing to alcohol poisoning. in layman’s terms the winner is the one who isn’t dead at the end of the night.
dude 1: hey bro, jimmy, bob, and tim played edward handle hands last night.

dude 2: oh really? who won?

dude 1: tim…jimmy and bob’s funeral is going to be next week. which color polo should i wear to it?

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