Edwardo
a man who owns a white van and kidnaps children but lives in tijuana.
kids don’t go near that man selling candy he’s an edwardo
edwardo is a perfect guy. he’s the sweetheart of guys and he knows how to treat a girl right. he can be a d-ck at times because he doesn’t know what he’s doing wrong, but he often redeems his actions by making the girl of his dreams happy again. any girl would love to be with an edwardo. he’s got a great body and loves to be loved. he also is caring and lovable. he’s faithful and trustworthy. he has good looks and can really make a girl happy!
girl 1: did you see edwardo today?
girl 2: yeah i almost kissed him, but he rejected me
girl 1: why?!
girl 2: he told me he’s faithful and loves his girlfriend and that he would never cheat on her
girl 1: aww i wish i had an edwardo for a boyfriend!
#eduardo #ed #edward #eddie #eduard
super hot guy, great personality, really smart, s-xy beyond belief…great body, very loving and caring..the best lover a girl could ask for and a great friend to have.
girl 1: “whos that handsom guy?”
girl 2: “his names edwardo, he’s awsome.”
#edwardo #s-xy #hot #smart #sweet
some one in love with a girl named kali
he is such a edwardo.
#love #boy #person #mexican #dog
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