Shrodinger’s fart
the moments when, feeling the fabric leave your -rs- cheeks, but it could be either a large fart bubble or a sneaky poo. unsure if it’s fart or shart, it being considered to be simultaneously both fart and shart until your pants are dropped & the remnants observed.
“oh man, i had way to much guinness to drink last night. i woke up this morning and had to run to the loo after a shrodinger’s fart”
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