eggknob


when your girl generously slathers up your c-ck and b-lls with creamy holiday egg nog and proceeds to blow you like a christmas horn until you bust one out.
jane gave me the old eggkn-b last night. my taint is still a little sticky.

your mum gives the best eggkn-b braaaahhhh. merry christmas to me.

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