eggnog handshake

when you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then c-m on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after
i jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake

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