ego-fap
to fap to one’s own ego. taking narcissistic pleasure in one’s abilities, status, etc. in a literal sense, ego-fapping is masturbating while looking at oneself (in a mirror, on video, etc.). typically it is used in a figurative sense in reference to a politician, academic, religious figure, or some other individual who is pr-ne to taking great pleasure in self-aggrandizement. attention wh-r-s often ego-fap when they manage to attract an audience (which generally sends the audience packing, or serves as further amus-m-nt).
examples:
academics love to ego-fap; they have luncheons by professors, for professors, simply to talk about how great they are.
the only thing worse than an attention wh-r- is an ego-fapping attention wh-r-.
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